I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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