I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the condom got lost in my hair
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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