the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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