You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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