I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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