the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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