At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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