You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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