Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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