Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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