How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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