got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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