google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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