He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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