Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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