I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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