is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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