Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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