It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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