I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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