All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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