AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
zippers are such a cool invention
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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