I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize