Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
so much tequila, so little girl.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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