We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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