I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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