If that was your dad, he is hot
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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