There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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