i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Congratulations! We have a period
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