Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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