It's Friday. Sex?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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