I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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