you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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