Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Drake has all the answers
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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