dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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