bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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