Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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