we made out on top of his cat.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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