What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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