Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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