I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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