he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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