I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I could fuck to npr.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
All I want is dick and wine.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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