i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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