i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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