So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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