Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize