Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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