How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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