i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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